iamicecreamsbitch:

thestarsjustblinkforus:

Early 19th century paint set

Nope that’s a fucking magic potion kit

(Source: nsfwhumor)

videogrrl:

dont ask me about sexuality ur not gonna get a straight answer

brokensilence137:

dynaroo:

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I think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.

He decided to be the sky instead.

wimpytav:

anxietykills-themind:

You don’t know fanciness until you’ve seen a snake with a top hat and moustache  

hELLO MY BABY, hELLO MY HONEY, hELLO MY RAGTIME GAL,

(Source: sherlocked-for-life)

emmerliii:

thranduilsenpai:

sexience:

i don’t think u fully understand how important this gif is

His nine lives flashed before his eyes.

"Lick lick lick fwoomp"

(Source: cineraria)

awwww-cute:

Yes, I would like a baby goat loaf, please

dactro:

conigliomannaro:

dyamirityofthelord:

lucisensitivesatan:

trategos:

boyfriend or girlfriend requirements:

  • you have to kill the spider

but spiders are cute and innocent! it should be:

  • you have to catch the spider and release it in the garden

okay

boyfriend or girlfriend requirements:

  • just get that spider away from me i don’t care if you send it to italy just get it away

DO NOT SEND THE SPIDER TO ITALY

you’re right

we will send it to france

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(Source: beastector)

Work elevator selfie!

(Source: therowinglife)

webbex:

The lego faces are so benign and happy, they really should make a “rower’s face.”

(Source: steveprettyperry)

The lightweights at the food tent before weigh in

power-ten:

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